Her: Sorry i dont suck dick but we can cuddle
The kardashians watching Beyoncé all salty cuz they have no talent.
Like why were they even there?
Their family is full of successful business women who are mothers, managers, television hosts, models, and video game producers. Just because they can’t sing or dance does not mean they don’t have talent.
u real loose with some of these titles nigga lmao
(Source: mtv, via itsexclusive)
Someone on my timeline said “I hate when I’m walking behind someone and their but jiggles. Gross”
I felt such contempt for them in the pit of my stomach
parents: i want the truth
me: *tells truth*
parents: nope youre lying wrong answer
you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.
(Source: narcotic, via ruinedchildhood)
liking her selfies so she knows you wanna nut in her raw